The Rant Box

**Tylana** · Site Admin Joined: 26 Dec 2007 Posts: 702 Location: Space

Urik's been having a few good ideas for the OOC forum lately, and this is one of them. The Rant Box is somewhere anyone can come and write short letters of annoyance to whomever or whatever they please. It's a good way to vent with anonymity.

And it just so happens that I have a need to rant.

Dear RPer from another site I love RPing on,

You are ruining my buzz. Every post you make makes me cringe. I hate the fact that every storyline has to revolve around your character, and how wonderful and beautiful she is. I wouldn't mind if she was an especially well written character, or was exceedingly interesting, but she is NOT. She's ANNOYING. And so are you. And running off to start your own RP site isn't going to help matters. Having an overall plot that only involves YOUR character isn't an enticement for anyone else to join with their own ORIGINAL characters. You are the epitome of what I call literary masturbation.

Love,
Me.

That simple folks! Happy ranting.
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**Urik Anjek** · New Republic Joined: 29 Dec 2007 Posts: 71

Dear lil sis,

GET OUT OF THE PUB!

Love,
Big bro
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**Tylana** · Site Admin Joined: 26 Dec 2007 Posts: 702 Location: Space

Dear YOU,

I can't help it if my social life is busier than your's.

Love,
Me.
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**RT-7417/0477** · Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:39 am Post subject:

Dear sertice...
If i get intarwebz aids, its your fault v.v
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**Raven** · Independent Joined: 21 Feb 2008 Posts: 84

Dear Ankle,

Stop hurting like a dumb whore.
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**Saeran Jedi** · Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:55 am Post subject:

Dear role players at my board (outside of Tylana, since I don't think there's anything she can do as far as posting goes at the moment),

I love you, you guys are awesome, BUT YOU NEED TO POST. The board has had no posts on it in the last few days. I cannot keep poking you guys into posting, you have to do it on your own!

With annoyance,
Your administrator
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**Venom** · Independent Joined: 21 Mar 2008 Posts: 79

Dear Life

FUCK YOU!

The End

From Your Latest Little Test Dummy
Zach

PS. Insomnia Sucks.
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**"Ace"** · Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:22 am Post subject:

To this little bastard;

Do me a favor and not talk. That way i can go through my day without a painful headache, and not continue to bust shit up in my room. I understand the desire for attention and to be praised. But everytime you make an attempt, or offer advice, or try to be cute, God kills a puppy. And I love puppies.....

To my room mate;

Yes today was 420, but we have been living together for ages. If you come home and smell like pot that strongly again, i'll release my anger at this person above, all over your face and ribs

To my future room mate;
I will privide the Xbox and couch, if you provide the TV and fridge. NO MORE NEGTIATIONS

~Ace
~Brobott
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**Tylana** · Site Admin Joined: 26 Dec 2007 Posts: 702 Location: Space

Dear Arsehole in the Silver Mercedes,

Stop taking my space. How many times do I have to tell you. Don't make me do it again 'cuz next time I'll be "hammering" the message home on your mid-life crisis pride and joy automobile.

Mucho love,
Me.
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**Raven** · Independent Joined: 21 Feb 2008 Posts: 84

Dear Prick who likes to pull out in front of you and make you slam on your effing brakes to avoid you and then look at me like I am retarded and people behind me start honking,

Go to hell

- Chuck
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Dark Jedi Knight

**Venom** · Independent Joined: 21 Mar 2008 Posts: 79

More Of Sad Letter

Dear Stinky

Please come home.. I do miss you..

From Your Lovely Owner

Zach Bowman - Ps. I Had to move.. we wanted to take you with us.. But we had to wait a month...

"My cat ran away.. I have had him since kindergarden.. I'm in the 11th.. now.. This last two months have been hell.."
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**Tylana** · Site Admin Joined: 26 Dec 2007 Posts: 702 Location: Space

Dear BSOD,

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. If you had any.

Love,
Me.
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**Dunavila Masunati** · Independent Joined: 30 Dec 2007 Posts: 187

Oh my gosh, I totally need this.

Dear Self,

When you think you make it on 2 hours of sleep, don't act surprised when you crash and burn.

Love,
Me

Dear coworker,

You creep me the hell out, if I didn't know you were dating someone, I'd of think you were trying to "work your magic" on me. Stop, cause you're creepy and you smell like tuna. I normally like tuna but not as a deordorant.

No love,
Me
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**Ran'leth Vell** · Independent Joined: 22 Mar 2008 Posts: 61

Can the ref's and the TV announcer's be more in favor of the Detroit Red Wings. WTF Mad

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**markaic** · Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:21 am Post subject:

Dear boss and co-workers,

Get off your ass and pick up the pace. Do your damn job or get the hell out. I'm lasy but i at least get the job done. Step up or step OUT. Mad

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