The Rant Box

**Venom** · Independent Joined: 21 Mar 2008 Posts: 77

More Of Sad Letter

Dear Stinky

Please come home.. I do miss you..

From Your Lovely Owner

Zach Bowman - Ps. I Had to move.. we wanted to take you with us.. But we had to wait a month...

"My cat ran away.. I have had him since kindergarden.. I'm in the 11th.. now.. This last two months have been hell.."
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**Tylana** · Site Admin Joined: 26 Dec 2007 Posts: 790 Location: Space

Dear BSOD,

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. If you had any.

Love,
Me.
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**Dunavila Masunati** · Independent Joined: 30 Dec 2007 Posts: 201

Oh my gosh, I totally need this.

Dear Self,

When you think you make it on 2 hours of sleep, don't act surprised when you crash and burn.

Love,
Me

Dear coworker,

You creep me the hell out, if I didn't know you were dating someone, I'd of think you were trying to "work your magic" on me. Stop, cause you're creepy and you smell like tuna. I normally like tuna but not as a deordorant.

No love,
Me
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**Ran'leth Vell** · Independent Joined: 22 Mar 2008 Posts: 104

Can the ref's and the TV announcer's be more in favor of the Detroit Red Wings. WTF Mad

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**markaic** · Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:21 am Post subject:

Dear boss and co-workers,

Get off your ass and pick up the pace. Do your damn job or get the hell out. I'm lasy but i at least get the job done. Step up or step OUT. Mad

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**"Ace"** · Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:22 pm Post subject:

Dear me

You lack motivation and it shows. Please work on.

Much Love

I
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**Tylana** · Site Admin Joined: 26 Dec 2007 Posts: 790 Location: Space

Dear Sirs/Madams of all financial institutions I am currently in "talks" with,

You're killing me. Slowly, slowly killing me. Life's too short for this poop.

Forever yours (obviously).
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**Tylana** · Site Admin Joined: 26 Dec 2007 Posts: 790 Location: Space

Dear Dublin City Council/An Garda Síochána/The Rain,

For eight hours (8!) I sat in my car on one of the city's main roads while this was going on: (See below)

Nobody was told anything. When I called the local police station I was told "It's not our problem." Well then whose problem is it when the city comes to a complete stop after 24 hours of rain? The motorists? The weatherman? God? I know it wasn't my fault. And after sitting there for eight hours I finally cracked and bullied my way back up the exit I'd come off, against the flow of traffic, only to be verbally admonished by a member of the police force when I got to the top. Well you can all go and wank if you think the Irish general public should sit there patiently all night, waiting for help that isn't going to come, and still hasn't come. WE ARE NOT A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY. So why does it appear that way? I'd hate to be out on the roads, or anywhere else for that matter, when a serious natural disaster hits. But then again, aid from other countries would probably suit our Government, and go a long way to pay off the millions we owe everyone else.

How about the next time we borrow money to build main roads, we take a little extra for storm drains.

Very angrily,

A seriously pissed off Irish woman.
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**Dunavila Masunati** · Independent Joined: 30 Dec 2007 Posts: 201

Dear GM in another game,

Jesus! You stole my character concept and had the metaphorical balls to post an help ad in making a game solely based off my character's history. You do realize why no ones answered it, giving you funny looks and then casually mentioning it to me in the off chance I didn't see. You've pissed me off for the last time, I still can't formulate a proper reply that doesn't involve me cursing without restraint. It wouldn't be so bad if you had asked me first, I might have actually been flattered since it is a unusual concept but... argh! I am beyond headdesking now. What tops it off is you had the gall to post the ad while I was working a 72 hour shift, like I wouldn't read through everything. I should have known from the start when you started fawning over my character and even wanted to create another char just like mine so you could ~~sex up~~ be bestest best friends. She is a celibate holy woman! IT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

No such love,
Me
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